Meet my alter ego Peter Pevinsie! High King Peter the Arrogant enjoys long walks on the beach and battling mythical creatures. In my free time I engage myself in King dinners with some of my favorite people. Ergo Caspy and Ed. They are my best buds and tend to tamper with my Kingly duties..... Caspian probably just laughed because he thought I said "doodies." And Ed just looked down on him scornfully.
Sometimes when frolicking through the forest, I encounter my devoted Narnians. I really do love them, they're so cute and cuddly! Anywho, being Peter isn't always easy, sometimes I run out of hair product! Its all good though, my friends always have my back. What's it like being the High King of Narnia, you ask?
WELL! Do I have some insights for you! One of the questions I am most frequently asked is "How do you keep the Narnian grass so darn green?" Lots and lots of centaur manure.
Thats all the time I have for now folks, but look forward to seeing my face on your Randy-Yos!
4 comments:
Okay yeah I did laugh. And yay you blogged gain!!! I've been waiting for this moment. So centaur manure that's how you did it. I tried when you were gone to keep a graden goin but it just wouldn't work. Now I know the secret thanks Pete. I mean your Majesty.
Miss Heather,
I am honestly wondering as to what, exactly, a graden is. I have postulated that it is a cave full of teachers who are grading papers (grade-den), but I may be entirely wrong. Your prompt answer to this matter would be greatly appreciated.
Cordially, though slightly confuzzled,
Cree
Mr. Cree,
Okay way to pin me for my misspellings. Geez dude my finger slipped okay!I meant garden G-A-R-D-E-N. Get it? haha okay it was pretty funny though. Great now I'm being all ultra careful about my spelling. Thanks a lot bro. :)
hahahahah, a cave full of teachers who are grading papers
as for Caspy, you better take care of Narnia while I'm away!
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